you: tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke
me: looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story that roasts your great grandmother, then reads it to your significant other to get them to despise you
- 2 Timothy 1:9 (via dailybibleverse365)
you: takes your girl out to a fancy movie at a nice restaraunt
me: takes my girl out to the creek where we tell each other stories about our lives while we pick up the garbage in the creek bed. she tells me about her dream to one day go to the moon and I tell her about how to fix a grandfather clock
All from Ingrid’s Notes on Wordpress, direct link here.